The Clergy Name-Game, or, How I Learned How
Little I Know
For the News Tribune
May 2004
The more I learn, the more I become aware
of how little I really know.
Recently, for example, I was writing a
letter to several dozen of my clergy colleagues at local
churches, when I realized that I wasn’t quite sure how to
properly address its intended recipients. Since the letter was
going to people I respect, I wanted to be sure to get it right.
So I called some Christian friends,
peppered them with questions on this puzzling topic, and was
able to glean the following information:
- Catholics
have priests; Protestants have ministers. That is, of course,
unless the Protestants are Episcopalian Protestants, for
Episcopalians have priests, too. The word “priest” is
etymologically related to the word “Presbyterian.” In many
ways, the relationship ends there.
- Ministers
are called to preach; priests are called to minister. But
priests tend to minister quite differently than the ways in
which ministers minister.
- Catholics
call their priests “Father,” and they call their monks
“Brother.” But they never call their priest’s monk, “Uncle.”
- Most
non-Episcopal Protestant clergypeople are ministers, and most
ministers can be called reverend. Catholic and Episcopal
priests bear the title “reverend,” too.
Confused yet?
- “Reverend”
is usually a religious title, but only sometimes a form of
address. Lutherans, for example, call their ministers,
“Pastor,” and Catholics, as we’ve already established, call
their priests “Father.” Thus, in a 3-church town, where each
church is led by a person named Reverend Smith, the Lutherans
would call their Reverend Smith “Pastor Smith”; the Catholics
would call their Reverend Smith “Father Smith”; and the
Methodists would call their Reverend Smith…well...“Reverend
Smith.”
- Priests –
that is, the reverends who are called Father – can sometimes
enrich their titles via job-promotion. So, as they move up
the church’s hierarchical ladder, they can become,
successively, “Right Reverend,” “Very Reverend,” and “Most
Reverend.” Certain congregations also have members deemed
“Least Reverend,” but that’s an unofficial title which rarely
appears on the letterhead.
- And this is
only the beginning. I haven’t even gotten to the canons and
the bishops and the cardinals and how these titles should be
adjusted for the women who hold them and who uses first names
and who doesn’t. A Presbyterian minister friend of mine
prides himself on the fact that one of his official titles is
“Steward of the Mysteries of God.” I call him Stew.
With all due respect to Christians and
Christianity, I just don’t get it. I have deep and profound
admiration for Christianity, especially for the many great men
and women who lead its churches with love and wisdom. In fact,
this respect is precisely why I so desperately want to
understand all of this. But I must admit that I find the
complexity of Christian clergy titles to be nothing less than
astonishing.
On the other hand, I suppose that there
must be elements of Judaism that make perfect sense to me, but
are completely baffling to outsiders. After all, the statement,
“Oh, I’d love to have that steak for dinner, but I had a cheese
sandwich for lunch, so I can’t have meat and I suppose I’ll have
fish instead…and please serve it before 6:12, because tomorrow
is a fast-day,” strikes me as perfectly logical. To most
non-Jews, however, it’s gibberish. The same goes for “Oy! Rosh
Hashanah is early this year, tomorrow is Shabbes, and all I have
in the freezer are long challahs!” Again, perfectly rational to
me; jabberwocky to many others.
Fortunately, we Jews and Christians know
more about one-another these days than perhaps ever before. And
yet, even now, we all have so much to learn! I, for example, a
person who prides himself on knowing much about other religions,
don’t even know how to properly address my Christian clergy
colleagues. If even that remains beyond me, I shudder to think
how other many far more central elements of Christianity I still
need to learn. Alas, in my ignorance of other religions, I know
that I am not alone.
The antidote to this ignorance, of course,
is absurdly simple – inquiry! When baffled by another religion,
just ask about it. The results can be quite enlightening.
This may seem obvious but, sadly, we are
often reluctant to ask questions. Doing so reveals our
ignorance, it demands that we reach outside ourselves, and, of
course, we don’t ever want to be a bother. As long as we remain
cloistered in our own religious cells, however, the walls
separating us will remain thick and isolating. Conversely,
exploring our world and its people with the passionate
inquisitiveness that makes us human can allow us to transcend
those boundaries in truly magnificent ways.
As a rabbi, I am delighted when non-Jews
contact me with questions about Judaism, and I only wish more
would. What a blessing it is to live in a time and place in
which open religious inquiry can happen so freely.
And as for my perplexity over Christian clergy
titles, well, I’ll keep on working on that one. Maybe I should
call my Presbyterian friend and bug him a little more. After
all, he is a “Steward of the Mysteries of God,” and I, for my
part, remain mystified, though still committed, to learning
more.
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